Key: C = Chii N = Narrator
N: Hello Chii! Today we are going to interview you! First question. What is with your obsession with sweets?
C: When Chii was born, Mom fed Chii sweets, which caused Chii to be obsessed!
N: Do you have a desire to get married?
C: No. Chii doesn't like that stuff.
N: Why do you speak in 3rd person?
C: It was a law when Chii was living in Planet Dechu, but now that Chii is on Earth, it's a embarrassing habit.